SURFINsince94: asl?
SpyderMSL: 16/m/ny
SURFINsince94: what r u doin in new york james?
SpyderMSL: worshipping satan, perferoming necro rituals
SpyderMSL: you know, the usual
SURFINsince94: y satan?
SpyderMSL: he seems to have a good plan
SURFINsince94: u belong to jesus-he bought u from satan with his life yet u ignore him
SURFINsince94: y is that?
SpyderMSL: how much did he buy me for?
SURFINsince94: he paid the ultimate sacrafice by giving up his life for yours
SpyderMSL: dude, i dont even think im worth that much. maybe 1250 dollars and a house payment
SpyderMSL: but thats about it
SURFINsince94: does satan give you anything for following him?
SpyderMSL: plenty
SURFINsince94: what?
SpyderMSL: clean socks, a place to go, a roof over my head
SpyderMSL: everything
SURFINsince94: really?so u r already in hell
SpyderMSL: excuse me?
SURFINsince94: when did hell get the internet?
SpyderMSL: i like where i am thank you
SURFINsince94: have u ever been to church
SpyderMSL: hell began the internet buddy
SpyderMSL: and yes i have
SURFINsince94: and what did u think?
SpyderMSL: its warm there
SURFINsince94: hell or church?
SpyderMSL: church silly pants
SURFINsince94: silly pants?
SpyderMSL: whatever
SURFINsince94: u worship satan and thats the only insult u could come up with
SpyderMSL: what am i supposed to call you
SpyderMSL: im not evil
SURFINsince94: my name is wyatt
SpyderMSL: i wont call you a "cock-sucking-donkey-dick-licking-whore-mangler"
SURFINsince94: is that a goal in your list of lustful pursuits?
SpyderMSL: no
SURFINsince94: lust is a sin
SpyderMSL: you said it was
SpyderMSL: lust IS a sin
SURFINsince94: do you like to play sports?
SpyderMSL: so is avarice, sloth, gluttony...
SpyderMSL: and those other brad pitt things
SpyderMSL: i love sports
SpyderMSL: are sports the work of the devil too?
SURFINsince94: no
SURFINsince94: do u like foot ball?
SpyderMSL: yes
SURFINsince94: i would like to play some football with you james
SURFINsince94: will you play with me some day?
SpyderMSL: ermmm
SpyderMSL: no?
SURFINsince94: y not?
SURFINsince94: do u not like football
SpyderMSL: i like football
SpyderMSL: just dont wanna play with you
SpyderMSL: thats all
SURFINsince94: y not?
SURFINsince94: r u scared of me?
SpyderMSL: because you make me feel inferrior
SpyderMSL: yes i am
SURFINsince94: or my beliefs?
SURFINsince94: we r all equal in the eyes of god
SURFINsince94: yes what james?
me or my beliefs?
SpyderMSL: both
SURFINsince94: how can i make you be unafraid of me?
SpyderMSL: i dont think you can, man
SURFINsince94: what about my beliefs?
SpyderMSL: jesus and god and the holy trinity and the new york giants
SURFINsince94: i always wondered why satans followers know a lot anout religion
SURFINsince94: about*
SURFINsince94: bc u do not worship satan bc of ignorance
SpyderMSL: nope
SpyderMSL: not at all baby
SpyderMSL: sorry, not baby
SURFINsince94: nope what james?
SpyderMSL: i dont worship out of ignorance
SpyderMSL: i worship in ignorance
SpyderMSL: SON OF JEREL KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
SURFINsince94: did u know that in the bible it says that those that worship anyone but god will be punished?
SpyderMSL: bible also says, "thou shalt not steal". but ive already stolen your heart away from you. *smooch* ;-)
SpyderMSL: hee hee
SpyderMSL: i = funny pockets
SURFINsince94: i myself have stolen many things and done time for it but jesus forgives and forgets
SpyderMSL: if he forgets, than how does he know he forgave you?
SURFINsince94: in ignorance
SURFINsince94: u said it yourself
SpyderMSL: jesus is ignorant?
SURFINsince94: i said that u r ignorant
SpyderMSL: you're calling me names now?
SpyderMSL: thats not very godlike of you
SURFINsince94: im only as godlike as god made me and if he would cau names than i would
SURFINsince94: call*
SpyderMSL: god seems kinda mean in that case
SURFINsince94: god disaproves of those who worship satan
SpyderMSL: you changed the subject
SURFINsince94: what was the subject james?
SpyderMSL: god calling me names
SURFINsince94: god has called me names
SpyderMSL: like, "fag" or "cuntface"?
SURFINsince94: it doesnt mean he doesnt love you it means he wants u to change
SpyderMSL: when other people call me fag, does that mean they want me to change?
SURFINsince94: when other people call u a fag its bc ur mostlikely being an asshole or they want to feel better about themselves by putting u down
SpyderMSL: so now im an asshole?