D00DSUP: What's up, yo?
OHS Saiyan: hey
D00DSUP: You write for LI?
OHS Saiyan: yeah
D00DSUP: Cool.
D00DSUP: Can you hire me? I am smart.
OHS Saiyan: are you?
D00DSUP: My friend's brother knows Steve Austin, man!!
D00DSUP: THEY'RE DRINKING BUDDIES!!
OHS Saiyan: wow, one time I talked to Tammy Sytch online
D00DSUP: Did you get her phone #??
D00DSUP: I got Lita's!!!
OHS Saiyan: fuck yeah, we cybered
D00DSUP: Woah! Dude!!
D00DSUP: You're cool!
D00DSUP: I'll write about it now that you've hired me at LI.
OHS Saiyan: yeah but then Chris Candido came in and got pissed off
OHS Saiyan: I haven't talked to her since
D00DSUP: You should have been like
D00DSUP: BAM!
D00DSUP: STUNNER!!!
D00DSUP: HAHAHAHAHA!!
D00DSUP: Wanna be my friend?
OHS Saiyan: yeah....stunner through the computer
OHS Saiyan: yes, yes I do
D00DSUP: Awesome!!
OHS Saiyan: first lets cyber
OHS Saiyan: *takes off clothes*
D00DSUP: But we just met!
OHS Saiyan: fuck that, I'm horny now
D00DSUP: Ok, but take it easy on me, please. I haven't gotten any action since my dad slapped my bum when I was 14.