So I came across this website which will analyze your name for you and generate a report of what it means. Generally I think these things are stupid. Actually, I still do. Especially since this name analyzer is a part of a Kabalarian Philosophy website. What is Kabalarian? Hell if I know. It seems to be a mish-mash of all sorts of Eastern philosophies with a Canadian twist. But that won’t stop me from giving a report of what your most trusted Virtual Fools authors’ names mean.

Bobby Kevin
  • Although the name Bobby creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others.
  • This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses through worry, mental tension, and tension or accidents to the head.
  • Your name of Bobby gives you self-assurance, independence, and confidence.
  • You have depth of mind and the ability to concentrate and to follow a line of thought to a logical conclusion.
  • Your love of challenging the concepts of others invariably leads you to create your own ideas and to pioneer new lines of thought.
  • Your strong characteristic of individuality qualifies you as a leader.
  • You must be independent and you do not brook interference in any way.
  • Although you do not tolerate interference in your own affairs, this characteristic does not prevent you from interfering in the affairs of others.
  • Although the name Kevin creates an active mind and a restless urge to explore new ideas, we emphasize that it limits self-expression and friendly congeniality with a moody disposition.
  • This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus, heart, lungs and bronchial area.
  • The name of Kevin creates an overly-sensitive nature which causes you to sense and feel far more than you can understand or put into words.
  • You have a deep, artistic, and creative side which shows through a love for music and literature.
  • Writing is a more natural mode of expression for your deeper thoughts and feelings than the spoken word.
  • You have an ability to concentrate and work intently on anything which holds your interest.
  • However, you prefer to avoid routine, monotony, and mental tasks.
Summary: You’re independent and a strong leader, which is why people hate you. You’re going to die. Summary: You’re smart, a good writer, and a hard worker. You have a particular distaste for dumb people. You’re also going to die.

The good news is that we can change our names to embrace a more Kabalarian lifestyle and end up in a much better place in our life. Kevin and I will be talking this over in the coming weeks.