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Summer Travelogue Vol 2.
By Kevin - 01.27.05
Part II, as promised. It was pointed out to me last time that Ireland is, in fact, not part of Britain, but is rather its own sovereign entity. I knew that, but in the interest of condensation and humor, I lumped them under one word. SORRY!
And now, more from London, Dublin and all points in between.
DAS MAH PIZZERIA! Next time you're in Dublin, stop on in and told them that Kevin sent you. They'll give you a quizzical look, likely because they don't know me (I didn't eat there).
Badly Drawn Boy? More like "Badly Composed Picture!" While in Dublin, I stopped into the local Tower Records and saw an instore performance. I was standing in the back. Wanna fight about it?
I met these girls the last night I was in Dublin. They were studying abroad in London but took a weekend trip. WHO SAID I DON'T GOT GAME?
"I say, lad. Do stop by. My life has simply been on the rocks ever since I bought this green blazer. I'm about to slide off, don't know how much longer I can awkwardly recline...AHHAHAHHAHA!!!"
Oscar Wilde Monument, Dublin, Ireland
Look! It's Stoic McBrooderson, the emo bear! You look sad, McBrooderson! You need a "Get Well Soon" card. They are located on the rack right in front of you.
Even the creep medallion knows the joke! Take that, Hansel! Or, should I say, HAN SOLO!
"Crap! Guys, we can't go into Stonehendge, it's all full up at the moment. Instead I got you all tickets to Conehendge. Not as impressive, but surprisingly functional.
Salisbury Plain, Wiltshire, Britain
"We're going streaking! There's more coming..." (FYI, I am pointing at Stonehendge to illustrate that I now own it. Fuck off).
Salisbury Plain, Wiltshire, Britain
COLLEGE! WOO!
A picture of various beers? It must be the end of the journey! I bid you farewell and encourage any and all feisty exploits abroad. Who knows what will happen? I sure as hell don't.
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